Nik: New fringe boots from Elyse Walker.
Alex: Those are the boots I want to wear when I give my future boyfriend a lap dance to American Woman.
Nik: You should hurry. They might be out of style next season.
Alex: Yay, I found a pair in my price range from Steve Madden. Do you like?
Nik: I meant hurry with the boyfriend…
Alex: I have a few fish in the tank.
Alex: Yeah, that grossed me out too.
Nik: What does that even mean?
Alex: I have no idea.