JammyPack

Thursday, February 5, 2015 , , , , 0

Alex: My life won’t be complete until I get my JammyPack. I can’t decide between Catsoncatsoncats or SpacedOut
Nik: I made dinner for friends three nights ago and my fingers still smell like garlic. It’s so gross.
Alex: Catsoncatsoncats or SpacedOut? I’m thinking SpacedOut, but there’s something about a fanny pack covered in cats that screams–
Nik: Crazy? Do SpacedOut. Ooh…Super Diamond Pure Gold would be fab at Disneyland.
Alex: I just don’t know if SpacedOut is too like…ennnnergyyyy and the universe… Wait, Super Diamond Pure Gold? WHO ARE YOU?
Nik: Who are you?
Alex: Actually, I’m going with The Ventura.
Nik: I’m just happy fanny packs are back.
Alex: Will you look at The Ventura?
Nik: I like JammyBlank.
Alex: That will get dirty so fast.
Nik: How I like it.
(Later)
Alex: I still can’t decide. Why is this so hard?
Nik: Purple Haze.
Alex: Really?
(Silence)
Alex: Hello? I’ve got a big decision to make here. I need you.
Nik: Purple. Haze.
Alex: Are you sure?
Nik: OHMYEFFINGGODALEX! FLIP A COIN!
Alex: Geez, somebody needs some lemon on those garlic-stink-fingers.

 

Garage Sale Treasure

Wednesday, March 12, 2014 , , , , 0

Nik:  My aunt found this black leather pencil skirt at a garage sale. I love it.
Alex:  There is a lot of awesomeness happening right now. Your aunt has some serious garage-sale-ing (SP?) skills. That’s a diamond in the rough if I’ve ever seen one. You are for sure going to get laid wearing that.

Isabel Marant, I Want Your Boots

Thursday, September 26, 2013 , , , , 0

Nik:  I hate that I’m even sharing this because Isabel Marant is my absolute favorite designer and sharing this tidbit means more of you to elbow out of my way when the doors open, but since Huff Post, Vogue and everyone else already spilled the beans, I’ll spill them too…ISABEL IS GOING TO H&M ON NOVEMBER 14! This is more exciting than the iPhone 5S or meatballs on my pizza. Yes, I’ll be standing in line.