Nik: I can’t get enough of the Harvest Pumpkin. It’s so gooooood. I crave it.
Alex: Will you make your pumpkin cake soon?
Nik: I love all of their soups. I buy a bunch and keep them in the freezer. They’re perfect for nights when I work really late and don’t feel like pounding a big meal before bed.
Alex: I love pounding before bed.
Nik: I’m seriously addicted. My mouth is watering just talking about it. And they’re super healthy, all natural and vegetarian.
Alex: Bummer, I like meat. Especially sausage.
Nik: Will you just sleep with that guy I told you not to sleep with? I’m trying to have a serious conversation about soup.
(long pause)
Nik: Annnnnd this is why I’m single.