Alex: I love my Tiny Tea. I’ve only been drinking  it for a few days, but I definitely feel and see a difference. My bloating is gone entirely and I have a little more energy in the morning right after I drink my first cup. Before I forget, I want to tell you that you can save your old tea bags and make a facial scrub! In fact, Janae just opened the bag and smeared it all over her face and her acne spots started to go away. I haven’t used the word smeared in a while. Smeared. Have you started your Teatox yet?
Nik: It’s been sitting on my counter.  I’m having commitment issues again.
Alex:  It’s tea not a proposal.
Nik: But it’s fourteen days of repetition.
Alex: Don’t you brush your teeth everyday?
Nik: Obviously, but that habit was formed at a very young age.
Alex: Have you ever gone an entire day without brushing your teeth? Be honest.
Nik:  F@#$% no!  Well, actually when I flew to Paris.  It’s a long flight.
Alex: You spell fuck funny.
Nik: Smeared.