Nik: Holy crap, look what I found…
Alex: Booze AND dessert? Am I dreaming? Is this real life?
Nik: Oh, it’s real. The Larry King Heart Bar made my chakras tingle.
Alex: Say tingle again.
Nik: Tingle again.
Alex: (puppy dog eyes)
Nik: Really?
Alex: (fake cries)
Nik: Please stop.
Alex: (fake cries louder)
Nik: Fine. Tingle.
Alex:  How many of these do I need to eat to get drunk?
Nik: There’s only one way to find out.
Alex: Me. You. BuzzBars. Friday.
Nik: That sounds so gross.
Alex: And like every man’s fantasy.
Nik: Yeah, two chicks pounding ice cream bars on a Friday night in sweats. Hot.
Alex: We can rub them on ourselves and then have a pillow fight so the feathers stick…
Nik: Fun!
Alex: Should we invite the real Larry King?
(silence)
Alex: Wait, were you kidding?