Netflix Makes Me Horny

Monday, March 3, 2014 , , , 0

Alex: Have you heard of this awesome new website that streams media on-demand? It’s called Netflix!
Nik:  (Silent.  Blank stare.  Thought bubble:  Is she serious?)
Alex:  Come on, I was being funny. Anyway, I’m not sure if I want to admit this or not, but I live on Netflix. We don’t have cable so what else is there to watch? Don’t answer that. I have my go-to shows:  Parks and Rec, Louie, Scandal, Arrested Development,  but recently I came across the “Max” feature. Have you heard of it?
Nik:  Muse moment.  I haven’t heard of the Max feature.  What is it?  Wait, first, because I’m the mentor, I need to tell you to watch Orange is the New Black, House of Cards and Top of the Lake.  The Netflix original programming is genius. You might also like Hemlock Grove.  Okay, now tell me about Max.
Alex:  It came out this past summer. Max chats and plays games with you to help you figure out what you should watch. He’s not always on the money, but when he is it’s a jackpot. It helps for those moments where you want to watch something, but you’re not exactly sure what. Or he’s great if you’re with a group of people and you want everyone to feel like they’re contributing to the decision.
Nik:  Oh fun.  I’ll try it.  And watch the shows I told you about–they’re sagood.
Alex: Aye-Aye captain! Have fun with Maxie. Let me know whatcha think!

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