Alex:  You’re not going to believe what happened to me a couple weeks ago… I went to the Friends and Family (FNF) Pre-Grammy party! I know that people in the industry act like it’s no big thang, but to me it’s like finally getting invited to sit with the populars at lunch. I’m still smiling like a little kid who just got their first play station. I was so nervous. You know that overwhelming feeling you get where you can actually hear and feel how loud and fast your heart is beating. It was like I just got done running a marathon.. actually more like running up the stairs, I’m so out of shape. There were over 1,200 people there. Free booze. Live performances. Total chaos. I don’t know how to describe it because it all happened so quickly. I got there and I was instantly sucked in this mob of flashing lights, loud music, and constant chatter. I’d finish one conversation and turn around and there’s someone else to talk to. I even saw the Jonas brothers. I still feel like I’m dreaming. I can’t believe a year ago I was in Wisconsin waitressing and now I’m in LA having eye sex with Joe Jonas and writing a blog with Nikki Schiefelbein.
Nik:  Um. I have so many questions. Like…how does eye sex happen? Actually, what is eye sex? Please explain. Okay, now the important stuff… What did you wear? I know this was your first big LA party–were you impressed? Was it as Cinderella-fairy-tale-perfect as you expected? Did you meet cool people?
Alex:  So eye sex is when you lock eyes with someone and imagine banging each other’s brains out. I can explain in further detail next time I see you. I wore a long black skirt with a high slit, a sheer black top with that sexy black bra from Brandy which I paired with army boot heels and a long, gold, dog-tag necklace. I felt good and you know what, I was impressed with the party. My jaw wasn’t dropped the entire time, but I did stop and take a second to soak it all in before I walked up the stairs and into the party. I was surprised that I ran into some people I already knew, so not only did I make a couple new connections, but I also introduced a few people as well, which felt great. At the end of the night, I got invited to go to an after-party at one of the clubs. It was with a few people who are already established in the music industry so I knew it was going to be a blast. It was a tough decision, but I decided to pass and end while I was ahead. I had such a great night, why push it? I know I could have gone all night, I was ready for another drink. But I think it’s better to leave people wanting more rather than being there when the party is over and they’re telling everyone to go home.
Nik:  Couldn’t agree more–better to keep it classy. And I don’t think I need further explanation of eye sex. Wait, how long do you lock eyes for? Doesn’t it get weird? Is there like a ‘foreplay glance’? Nevermind.  I have to work on my script.