Nik:  Not that I have cellulite anywhere on my body (cough), but if I did (cough), I’d recommend this product that I overheard the 40-something-hot-mama-owner-of-a-well-known-italian-eatery saying she slathers on day and night. I mean, if this bella donna can work around the most delicious food in LA and look that good?  Yeah, I bought it.
Alex:  Is the universe trying to hint at something? Someone at work gave me a sample of this! My skin feels like a baby’s bottom. Hello boys!