Alex: Holy freezeballs. Have you ever had Rita’s Water Ice?
Nik: Nope.
Alex: It was someone’s birthday at work and when it’s your birthday, you get to pick your treats. She chose Rita’s Water Ice and at first we were a little skeptical, BUT it was a treat straight from the heavens. It’s like if ice cream and a slushie had a baby. I want to pour it all over my face and body and have Ryan Gosling lick it off.
Nik: I’d let Cristiano Ronaldo lick it off. And David Beckham. At the same time. Wait, it has FROZEN CUSTARD IN IT?!! I miss Culver’s. Let’s get Rita’s this weekend.
Alex: OMG I MISS CULVER’S SO MUCH!!! Butter Burger in and around my mouth right now.
Nik: This post is bordering food porn.
Alex: Is that a bad thing?
Nik: It’s getting creepy.
Alex: You’re making it creepy.
Nik: I don’t want Rita’s or Culver’s.
Alex: I don’t know who you are anymore.
Nik: I don’t either.
Alex: Let’s get Rita’s and talk about it.
Nik: And watch the World Cup…
Alex: Now you’re talkin’ my language!

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Alex:  I was browsing apps and this name hooked my attention, Foodspotting. You know how much I love to eat, so obviously, I had to check it out. And it’s actually pretty sweet! It’s a visual guide to food and where to find it. Instead of reviewing restaurants, you can recommend great dishes and see what others recommend wherever you go. It’s almost like Instagram for food.
Nik:  Okay, I’m happy people finally have a place to showcase all of their food pictures because I’m bored with them. I mean, honestly? I don’t want to see the burrito you ate last night or the wings you ordered at Hooters or the pie you baked for your church potluck. I just don’t. Aside from that, and it could be my trust issues, but this app scares me. I’m always baffled when I overhear people at restaurants ask their server what they like. We all have different wiring when it comes to taste. We don’t taste things the same. Some people are supertasters. Some are subtasters. I’m a supertaster. I’m also a supersmeller. But my point is, I’m not sure I trust this app. I mean, sure Bob, puts a great filter on that tuna tartare, but am I really driving 30 minutes because he said it’s the best he’s ever had?
Alex:  Who’s Bob?
Nik:  Bob is an example of someone I wouldn’t trust. I like to blaze my own trail, forge my own path, pave my own way.
Alex:  Maybe you need to try it and learn to trust the Bobs of the world and then you’ll get married, maybe get a bob hair cut, and live happily ever after.
Nik:  I thought this was about food…
Alex:  And the way to a man’s heart… and pants…

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